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Death Bed DeclarationOn their death bed, no one ever said, "I wish I had spent more time in the office." The Blame Game"I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you." Meetings"We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done." Great IdeasAn idea, no matter how great, is useless until it is transmitted and understood by others. Morale"The beatings will continue until morale improves." Important PapersImportant papers will demonstrate their importance by moving from where you left them to where you can’t find them. On Hiring"We passed over a lot of good people to get the ones we hired." Time ManagementWarning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear. Stay the CourseNever, never, never, never give up. A Job You LoveChoose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. It´s Never Too Late"It is never too late to be what you might have been." Decision Making"I’m sorry if I ever gave you the impression your input would have any effect on my decision for the outcome of this project." DreamersAll men dream; but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are powerful men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible. Find Your TrackLead, follow, or get out of the way! Inferiority Complex"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." LeadershipA leader is best The Boss"My Boss frequently gets lost in thought. That’s because it’s unfamiliar territory."
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