Death Bed Declaration

On their death bed, no one ever said, "I wish I had spent more time in the office."

The Blame Game

"I didn´t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you."

Meetings

"We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done."

Great Ideas

An idea, no matter how great, is useless until it is transmitted and understood by others.

Morale

"The beatings will continue until morale improves."

Important Papers

Important papers will demonstrate their importance by moving from where you left them to where you can´t find them.

On Hiring

"We passed over a lot of good people to get the ones we hired."

Time Management

Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.

Decision Making

"I´m sorry if I ever gave you the impression your input would have any effect on my decision for the outcome of this project."

Stay the Course

Never, never, never, never give up.
—Winston Churchill

Dreamers

All men dream; but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are powerful men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible.

A Job You Love

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
—Confucius

It´s Never Too Late

"It is never too late to be what you might have been."
—George Eliot

Find Your Track

Lead, follow, or get out of the way!
—Anonymous

Inferiority Complex

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent."
—Eleanor Roosevelt

The Boss

"My Boss frequently gets lost in thought. That´s because it´s unfamiliar territory."

Leadership

A leader is best
When people barely know he exists;
Not so good
When people obey and acclaim him;
Worse when they despise him.
But of a good leader
Who talks little
And when his work is done
His aim fulfilled
They will say
We did it ourselves.
—Lao-Tse (c. 565 B.C.)